wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple
because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.
It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”
when a sea lion has better game than you
And if you want to remember me, then you can do one thing. That’s all, one thing.
I like it how Coldplay never gives a shit when people call them a girly or gay band. Like, it’s not even a real insult? If girls listen to certain music it doesn’t make that music shit! Same with gay people! I mean, why people think that just because girls and gay people like something it has to be bad…? I think people who think that have some real issues and should be punched in the face very very hard.
i write sins not shopping receiptsOh,
As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store,
And I can’t help but to hear,
No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words:
“What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker.
“And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”
I CHIME IN WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO